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Look wucha dun did now a “Ghetto Handbook”

Ghetto Handbook

Look wucha dun did now a “Ghetto Handbook”


This handbook is getting lots of attention and outrage because it mentions the names six HISD officers. "This will not be tolerated now or at any time in the school system," said Dr. Saavedra. "It's insulting to really everyone in this community."

The handbook mostly contained " Street Terminology " as sort of a cheat sheet for white guys. Seems what was thought to be a harmless prank turned ugly since now the investigation of the 6 individuals involved may lead to termination of employment.

Ebonics 101 handbook has lots of translations in it but I think this whole ordeal when done will leave more questions than answers. Watch the ABC Video

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WWE Suspensions wrestlers grapple with possible abeyance

WWE Suspensions

WWE Suspensions


Their are a few wrestlers grappling with the idea of being suspended from the wwe. World Wrestling Entertainment has suspended 10 wrestlers for violations regarding failure to comply with drug tests.

Is the world wrestling entertainment becoming lax with their rules and bending them to bow to the will of a few cranky millionaires? Do these guys think because their famous they can do whatever they want because the billion dollar wrestling industry will just bend to their will?

The policy is clearly stated as the following:

" Under the wellness policy, which requires tests for steroids and other drugs, a wrestler faces a 30-day suspension for a first violation, a 60-day suspension for a second violation and firing for a third violation. "

So the following 10 wrestlers that will be suspended for non-compliance with this rule:

List of Wrestlers from the WWE suspended here

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When you stop using words and start using your head

Because my anonymous friends brother in laws' father in laws friend from Kanada invented the defcon threat level meter


So you just got back from the hospital for the 12th time and they ask you " Do you hear voices " , they know you do but they still want to see if you will admit it yet. Why is it that when some crazy dude claims he/she has heard the voice of God people are shocked.

So if everyone just started running out in the streets and having a epileptic like seizure because of the drugs you where given and attempts to put you under hypnosis failed whats left?

I guess your biggest mistake was saying you heard the voice of god in the first place. Imagine the chaos if what everyone wanted to know for sure was right in front of them all the time. I guess what I don't understand is those that seek out God in some of the well " Unrealistic ways " for hard evidence of his existence. In short yes their is truly evil forces and truly good forces in the world.

The most arrogant of these people will actually form a religion and do recruiting.

Whats this got to do with SEO? Nothing I am bored....

But hopefully this should help you in a difficult bathroom Etiquette situation c/o Mike/Tracey.

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Never Raise your Voice when you command the choir

Quite observation combined with a gift for the obvious. So 38 million dollars for a crap video company? Doubt it these retards will believe anything. You think a venture capitalist will hand over 38 million for a video website to " Develop Videos " , yah right I think more like hand over 38 million in order to quietly hand over the cash to googles failing business.

Very rarely do companies admit that their a waste of skin, what better way to move money around than fake the sale of some garbage website! I mean people must be smoking crack to honestly believe you can recover any amount in advertising no matter how popular a website is. How stupid are you people?

If your American don't waste your time just get angry and save your inability to articulate and go ruin someones Country. Thing is all these waste of time companies like google and yahoo fake a income , how stupid do we think we are? Do you think for a second that spending 38 million for a website you will recover even 100,000 in advertising in 10 years even if you have all the connections in the world.

Globally online ads convert at a rate of .01-.04 percent max. Now how many ads you going to serve to real people for them to click and convert sales for your advertisers so they continue advertising on that website? I love the math part this is what scares most Venture Capitalists off.

1,000,000,000,000 page views of real people and lets say the average video is 8 megs large. So your bandwidth would have to be free lol? As well I doubt that but even it was you never recovering even 1 percent of your cash. I guess ignorance it what bothers me , that and lies. I smell bail google out cover up, I think google should start by firing 99 percent of their staff and keeping 1 percent on just to watch the 3 laptops on my kitchen table.

400000000 x .23 cents average = $920,000

My bandwidth cost cheap at .10 cents a gig would be $800,000 dollars 120,000 a year if you had a impossible bandwidth deal a impossibly " Real Person " traffic source and too much.

Pretend? I think so. Not to mention server maintenance staff and much more.

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I doubt that google and yahoo will change to be anything other than a place Microsoft sends their slower children.

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Do Music Videos contain secret messages? Mind Control

Fruits, The Cattle are after me I need a new silencer 400,000 bunk to 1 mill 3 month tf

Do old souls carry the same thoughts of previous lives?

Where do I come up with this stuff? The fact that I look great in black and white is obvious but all I see is the same picture of me in 1947 with the big giant green head and speaking in tongues.

It's said they can make anyone anonymously famous. Now that's something special but to do it with a secret communication in plain site that only you and " They " understand, that's something special. Can you do it with a guy? Yes, what about with gray slacks on, maybe but what does this have to do with hidden messages?

Can you hear me now? Lots of static but I can get what I want through. What do these messages in Videos have to carry.

Now the Answers...

Its said that CSIS had some relationship with coldplay and had hidden messages in the some Cold Play songs. The subconscious mind is a interesting thing which images and sounds that are repetitious stick with you in your long term memory. Its said that if you repeat something about say 90 times you commit these things to long term memory. If you repeat things 89 times you met me.

I think he knows somebody here, now that takes real sKILL. So these messages in Cold Plays speed of sound combined with the crazy imagery if meant to repeat a message what was it? Who knows, but I am sure when appropriate somebody could trigger the right effect.

Training can condition the human effect to a point where a state is achieved where the subconscious mind and the conscious mind can communicate simultaneously but their is a delay effect. Its like falling victim to a conditioning and being aware of what you did immediately after.

Hypnotism achieves this type of conditioning to some degree and that's what some of these videos goals are, and that's to hypnotize their audience to react a certain way to either certain questions or behaviour modification.

How can you prove that this is fact, I guess only if you either have fallen victim to its subliminal effect or part of the people working on " The Program ". I enjoy the term " The Program " , since it can take dual meaning and I am big on word play.

I am sure their are many reasons for doing this to the mass populous but I doubt many see the big picture. Hang on a sec, 1 month, 1 million later I will decide how right I am.

c/o : " What if all 3 of us talk at the same timЀ "

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CMA Nominations Country Music Awards

Country Music Awards to be hosted in ReginaIt looks like its about that time for the CMA nominations which are underway, and Brad Paisley seems like a favorite. As well George Strait seems to be up for album of the year. I think its interesting that Garth Brooks wasn't nominated after his quick press release awhile ago.

A couple of long time favorite Country Music Artists of mine have been Brooks & Dunn but I am not sure if their among any of the nominees this year. Josh Turner and Julie Roberts have also been nominated. It seems these nominees also were Belmont Graduates.

Belmont News & Media has more...

The Canadian Country Music Association announced today that Regina, Saskatchewan will be the host city of 2007 Country Music Week, along with the CCMA Awards. " Full Article Here "

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Video Ads in Youtube Videos

As well some of you might have heard about the new ad format in youtube where they plan on adding ads. I think right now it might be causing a great deal of problems . Lately youtube has been intermittent and having compatibility issues with FireFox. Not sure what is going on but I am sure they are preparing a platform to embed ads and changing the way the video is rendered maybe.

This might "ad" a revenue boost to the AdWords coffers but I think they should be focused more on obtaining real advertisers , I think the majority of the sites being promoted on AdWords don't even come from real advertisers. I see alot of filler lately on youtube and google ads. Its easy to fake a click, its much harder to fake a sale.



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Measure once Lie Twice - Tips on Getting a Good Job - Today I am feeling blue

Government Job Search Website hackedGet them excited about something. Eventually they will crack. So your Ex-Boss smokes up, your previous job you had to work with a gay couple, and the federal government handed thousands to your last job from slush funds whats left? Continue your Job Search. I guess as along as man has had economy the feeling of earning a wage has always given the individual a sense of worth and belonging. What if the money isn't earned for those giving it out however? That's when the feeling becomes hollow, because we always know. Does this mean every company has to be profitable? Well not necessarily but it creates the best buzz knowing thats the case, globally I think by paying employees more and having less of them will fix many problems. Sure the programs in place would strain but this is the only way to promote change, things have to get bad before they get really good a wise man/woman once told me.

Maybe you have just had the wrong choice in jobs, maybe in this case your the wrong fit. Someone younger maybe a better fit and more eager and needs it more. Reading and Writing, a difficult thing to do when you touch sensitive issues. I guess for the same reason 23 year old girls like 43 year old guys, money must be the factor.

This time you have to get it right and hire the other guy. Picking a appropriate job for some people becomes almost a life quest since " The moneys never right " . Why is it everyone isn't rewarded appropriately in the job market? It seems more and more that the less you do the more you are paid and people can't follow a simple life changing phrase.

" Never ask anyone to do anything you wouldn't do yourself. " If you can manage that , you can get past the tough stuff. Equal Pay for Equal work not more pay for less. I guess if the world saw things the way I do, things would be allot different. Some environments are distasteful for some employees and no matter what the pay they would rather not be exposed to such things.

James 1:1 - " James, a servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ, to the twelve tribes which are scattered abroad, greeting. "

Hearing their thoughts in silence but the words always feel hollow that's why you never speak. Unexplainable Joy mixed with Understanding sympathy and overflowing knowledge which you feel explaining useless and a waste of time.

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Substanciate or Substantiate a Income Source

Income Spy plane research DeptHow difficult is it to Substantiate or Substanciate a legitimate income source if your a search engine. How much are they making? Where does the money come from? Whos paying the bills? Does money grow on trees? Do their bank accounts get frozen? Whos searching for a job?

Lots of questions not allot of answers, but the secrets lie in the CEO's I guess. For a great deal of time Terry Semel has traded shares of Yahoo! within the company, Bill Gates has known to dabble in stocks, and manipulate his own stock Microsoft, and Eric Schmidt I am sure dumps the occasional 30 million here and their.

It's not so easy to trace the funds of these companies because a great deal of their immense wealth sits in the hands of personal bank accounts protected from prying eyes with privacy laws. Its always hard to know how well a search engine is doing since the funds to pay the bills seems to trickle through these back door channels in some mysterious ways when the coffers run dry.

As you can imagine the cost of running a search company doesn't have to be expensive. I mean, 3 laptops on someones living room table could power the worlds search requirements with " Server Load Sharing " I'm sure. Thing is the search engines have so many other things running in the background it makes scalability problems. For instance Yahoo!, and Google are famous for tying all your daily used platforms like email into one login for ease of monitoring activities with cookies.

Venture Capitalists have a great deal of helping search giants get their funding. Now I don't quite understand where money comes from since it seems for some , " It grows on trees " . The Fed seems to have a discount loan window open for most these large banks and taking out a 500 million dollar loan at sub prime is easier than most of our own personal overdraft accounts.

How do these search engines substantiate a income source that everyone and their dog can have a look at? They can't, and if you believe Google makes 90 percent of its funding which is profitable and supports 10,000 employees pay check I have a bridge for sale and a pamphlet for you. Of course if you between the ages of 19 - 24 and you take a look at all the games and are naive enough to believe that your diluting yourself. Free money? not on my shift.

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Room 216A - Stephen Harpers Version of Room 641A

Domestic Spying

Room 216A


Maybe you have heard about Room 641A located in San Fransisco California, what better place to headquarter a black box than near a search engine. Well since the National Security Association has their own secret spying room you can only wonder if Canada has its own version of a secret booth to intercept all our data packets.

Some have dubbed this Secret Canadian Effort Room 216A which is said to intercept AT&T and another 3 major isps data in one building based in Ottawa Ontario. Some people also believe that all this data mining and ability to domestically spy on its own citizens is just a Canadian version of George Bush's warrant less spying . Stephen Harper seems to be getting a little cosy with our American counter-parts and sharing data and adopting similar systems that can undermine the trust of its citizens.

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Laura Martin Carly Taylor Jamie Luchuck Steve Schuitt Internet Millionaires

Carly Taylor Next Internet Millionaire *DAVE STUFFS HER*

Next Internet Millionaire Sandbox



The next Internet millionaire sandbox or Joel Comm Sandbox. The panel of the secret society of certified Internet bloggers have spoken. We believe their are too many women currently being Sand boxed unfairly and believe Carly Taylor , and Laura Martin should rise to the Top!

I think its obvious that these two be selected since Jamie Luchuck and Steve Schuitt don't seem to have what it takes. Well in all fairness the secret society of bloggers debated for hours but came to this decision after seeing Doug (That fat bastard) why doesn't he talk on the show. I guess being a shill wasn't in his Google AdSense job description. But aside from the supposed " Millionaires " of search marketing and affiliate marketing , I've yet to meet one that did it legitimately do it.

Sure we all fudge the numbers but this ones history and I think Carly just didn't get a fair shake getting sandboxed so fasted she deserves it not only because shes the biggest slut in uk:1 but because she will sleep with whoever it takes to get to the top.

Remember both the creme and crap both rise to the top Joell, after all you made it because your seo good at selling eBooks right? Just get your shit ads off my site.

-Cheers Dougy talk more you fat head.

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Katja Decker Sadowski - The Smoking Gun

Katja Decker Sadowski

Katja Decker Sadowski

The blogging community is all a buzz regarding Katja Decker Sadowski a blond Swedish massage girl gone bad. Katja's career as a back rub girl in Sweden came to a sudden dramatic twist as her boyfriend " A Vallie attendant " was arrested for DUI and incarcerated for possession with intent to distribute marijuana. Katja Sadowski is currently enrolled at the University of Southern California, where she plays tennis for the Trojans. I had a hard time finding information on this girl but it appears she is good with balls and clearly no fear of the net. Now I am off to shoot somebody, better run out, I am out of ammo.

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Dancing with the stars - Ease off the sprite

Dancing with the stars



Dancing with the Stars and reading between the lines (Publishers Text) the north star can be the guiding light. If you want to dance with a star why not pick a star like Jack Johnson , I like his lyrics I think he's onto something. While the north star is said to be the brightest star among the heavens, it is most known for its ability to lead people that are lost to find home.

*Ease off the sprite*

Dancing with the stars : The Unknown Discovery

Posted Tue 28 AUG, 2007

Two Stormtroopers TK221 and TK212 have been dispatched to track down a group of humans who are known to have connections to Lord Vader and dancing with the stars. Their are other sources for stars in the greater uk area here.

Interesting images here from dancing with the stars.


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Offshore Banking helps sponsor global terrorism

Offshore Banking

Offshore Banking

The Offshore Banking magic bullet theory relating to the physics behind money calculations. The algorithmic equation is quite interesting when you dig deeper into the more sophisticated means and tactics used by financial institutions to calculate the upper variables that can occur in time delays between electronic transfers. Semantically speaking, taking the result of a bad transaction gone bad would be making public a deal which could be more lucrative if you acquire a offshore banking seo firm which could provide you the long term effects your looking for.

Overseas bank accounts most popular forms of offshore banking help fund terrorist activity

Many offshore banking corruption has become a fight on global terrorism since many people are using such bank accounts to hide money and funnel it back to their home country. Many cases have in fact been traced back to Kumar where large amounts of monetary implements have been found linked to overseas accounts.

Even Strategic Release No.191 confirms Offshore Banking is something closely monitored by homeland security

"To operate effectively, transnational terrorists and criminals need ready access to money and the ability to maneuver it quickly and secretly across borders."

In order to help protect the nation against possible individuals that might be moving large amounts of money to offshore bank accounts all accounts opened over $10,000 dollars are flagged. As well all offshore brokerage firms that recently open new accounts that quickly amass a amount over $10,000 too are flagged. So in this case making money quickly can get you on all kinds of lists.

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Quantum Theory Founder - Brief History of Quantum Physics

Quantum Theory Founder


Quantum Theory Founder

Described as the founder of quantum theories Sir Isaac Newton has historically been known as one of the greatest Quantum Theory Founders. The building blocks of physics has relied on individual efforts of the past to build sound theories for future science experiments and space time experiments.

Quantum Mechanics is the study of atoms that make up space as a fluid. Being a science itself, the very nature of Quantum mechanics is argumentative since space and time are of two completely different nature. To affect time some scientists say is possible but, some also believe in doing so you are most certainly strip out of this time continuum and into another completely different one.

Quantum Field Theories have been argued for years.

Quantum Theory Founder


" By exploiting recent arguments about stable nonsupersymmetric D-brane states, we argue that D-brane charge takes values in the K-theory of spacetime, as has been suspected before. In the process, we gain a new understanding of some novel objects proposed recently - such as the Type I zerobrane - and we describe some new objects - such as a -1-brane in Type I superstring theory. " Full Article

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Sluggy Freelance - NewYork Times Colonist :

Sluggy Freelance

Sluggy Freelance



A writer for the NewYork Times wrote a amazing article today on Lunar Eclipse Conspiracies and just a explanation to why google got it right for a change. A sluggy freelance is a nonsensical term used to describe the slimy things that squirm on the floor and beg to be either turned into salt or have salt dumped on their heads.

Again absolutely no importance to the average person and , like anyone on earth as ever heard of Sluggy Freelance or he/she could ever be popular. How stupid do you think we are google? Things are going south faster than wikipedia right now.

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Lunar Eclipse Nasa Confirms Science Labratory Discovery

Lunar Eclipse


Space debri cleared after the Lunar Eclipse giving the Hubble telescope a better view of the moon. A close up image here was blown up and enhanced to reveal life on the planet! If only we had landed on the moon we would of noticed that their was life their as this Nasa Conspiracy unfolds.

A lunar eclipse can provide scientists a particular good view of the moon since the sun's rays stop providing shadow effects which confuse some of the best government telescopes. Obtaining a crystal clear image is imperative and then can be sharpened to reveal whats really their in the first place.

Today's Lunar Eclipse well be visible for only approximately 33 seconds and will only be visible from a small area on earth. As you can imagine the shadow produced by such a large object hundreds of thousands of miles away will be like a pin prick on earth. The lunar body varies in distance from the earth from paragy to apex from 134,000 miles to approx 400,000 + according to NASA the Lunar Eclipse will occur today at 5:38 PM this August, 26/2008 and will be visible from sparse parts of New Jersey.

The last images produced from the last one revealed this following image which has been " Photographically Enhanced to Reveal life existing on the Moon " . NASA confirms this life and is in operations creating a Mission to collect some samples.

Grid 5.5 after enhanced clearly shows some signs of life.

Lunar Eclipses of 2007

Lunar Eclipse

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Powerball Lottery Winner Viesbrekt Von Smith wins Power Ball Bonus

Balls from PowerBall winner

PowerBall Winner

Viesbrekt Von Smith the winner of the latest PowerBall Lottery from Oklahoma told the lottery officials today he will be using the money to invest in a brand new search engine. Viesbrekt said that 300 million doesn't get you far nowadays but it should get the ground work in place or the new search engine which is yet to be named. He encourages all Large Corporations and governments to use his advertising "AdBlurbs" to funnel massive amounts of dollars into for your massive tax write offs and says hey, we hope you don't want something for that money.

With a smile on his face he let us know that investing such a large amount in a search engine is bound to get some eyes. He has prepared a large portion of that amount for television network advertising and hopes that he gets the exposure he needs to become a effective search engine. The publisher network will only be available to Canadians , and quickly adds " The USA seems to be filled with nothing more than a bunch of Dummies, we need some Canadian Brains to eat up ".

This Weeks PowerBall Winner was richmond indiana based and other powerball winners have won mainly from oklahoma powerball and the oklahoma lottery corporation. Good luck to alle previous powerball winners.

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Don't Date Him Girl Lawsuit - A Mesothelioma Lawsuit?

Don't Date Him Girl Lawsuit
It appears the owner of the website here is facing a lawsuit which might risk Tasha Joseph-Cunningham some cold hard cash. Well the lawsuit in question isn't about asbestos or mesothelioma but more like hurt feelings.

It's very hard to compensate someone for a loss but it seems like this is more of a money grab and less of actually having to do with anything. Aggressively seeking lawsuit rahman says is more like a lawsuit between Internet search Giant Yahoo vs Google with who has the better toilet icon. Personally I think their both the shits so who knows who will win this one.

Don't date him girl lawsuit unfolds here.

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Gun Cotton Nitrocellulose or Cellulose Nitrate Proxylin Nitro cotton

Gun Cottons Chemical Sampling information from the Occupational Safety & Health Administration gives a break down of the process's of gun cotton. Nitrocellulose in layman's terms is known more in physics labs as Gun Cotton because of its wide spread use in the first smokeless rifles and muskets. They said that the gas generated by gun powder was 7 times greater than that there of black powder to the people. While it was extremely difficult to find some old muskets that used the nitro based concoction.

External Winks With No " Nofollows used like the cheat wiki jerks which should be de-indexed in Google ":

The Science of Revolutionary War.- A Manual of Instruction in the Use and Preparation of Nitroglycerine and Dynamite, Gun-Cotton, Fulminating Mercury, Bombs, Fuses, Poisons, etc

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Point of no vibration in physics - Berkely Science Lab Research

Accelerator Physics - How Germain got his groove back

A tough way to calculate what wins, a unstoppable force or a immovable object solved Science Labs found that the point of no vibration in physics is the outcome of this age old question. The . Berkleyunstoppable force moves right through the immovable object obviously. While matter can not occupy to places in the space time continuum at the same time it can remain in a state of flux between solid and gas as proven by the existence of Frozen Smoke or more commonly known as Aerogel . NASA confirms that the point of no vibration is in fact the exact amount of alcohol it takes beyonce to get drunk. As a result of a frozen smoke failure in the retro rockets this aircraft failed to land correctly. Loyalty Publishing.



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Luxor a bad neighbor Beyoncé flashes crowd

Beyoncé at the Luxor Hotel LegasWhats this blog turned into I thought it use to be about SEO? Wrong we sold out to " The Man " in a bad way. So are you being a bad neighbor by linking to Beyoncé wardrobe malfunction flash. Maybe slightly borderline of being a bad neighbor but that's just not luxor.

Well its a buzz box what do you expect the visitors aren't real and its just designed to attempt at looking like its a popular blog. Google seems not very concerned with restorationism since a algorithm they invented now only index partial amounts of authority websites. Google plans for the most part of dropping about 50 percent of the pages in wikipedia saying their getting off topic now and concerned more with celebrity buzz from Germany than being a real world encyclopedia.

By keeping your blog crystal clean and linking to only reputable sites you minimize the chance you might link to a bad neighbor. In most cases most links are fine.

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The story of a Woman named Clip

clipSaid to be a 28 year old blond female originally from Ontario moved to western Canada she wanted to remain anonymous. Clip got her nickname from cutting out old newspaper articles and fashioning them to her wall in hopes to get to know someone famous one day. Same story as always as some people can look so good on paper but in real life they turn out to be dick heads. Possibly the next hollyWOOD love story between star crossed lovers turning out to hate each other because of political views.

Some think when first seeing her on paper she was a male.... however others of a keen eye would notice that she might be single however married once and a Condo Person. All this from one thing.... Her 8 inch high heels gave her away but further efforts reveales her new boyfriend to be a 9 with no hopes of a 10.

In case you don't know what clip looks like here's her picture.

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USS Grunion (SS-216)

USS Grunion (SS-216)The (SS-216) which is the drug submarine of choice for cartels of South America, the model which is more familiarly known as the USS Grunion from World War II. Recently the remains of the USS Grunion were discovered with 70 to have died aboard when it sank in 1942. First Class Seaman Byron P. Orney' was serving on the vessel when it started gathering water when it sand in July of 1942. This is turning out to be the largest collection of War Documents since the discoveries of the earliest Enigma Encryption Devices used on such ships.

The collection of documents where said to be large and the sailor reported that it was light it was dark it was light it was dark right before everything went black. The vessel was crushed just 1.9 kilometers below the surface , the medical bay was said to be the hardest hit.

The Forbes article here goes into more detail about the search for more surviving WWI artifacts which might be found in the area, so far the USS Grunion is the only submarine to have been found in the Area which was lost but efforts are being made to find the area again.

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Beyoncé wardrobe malfunction flash

Beyoncé wardrobe malfunction flashDuring a concert in Toronto, Ontario Beyoncé knowles seems to had a OOPSIE! Wow everything thing almost came to a crashing halt during a performance of Deya Vu. Claiming she " Had a Bra on " knowles calmly dismisses that any naughty bits had shown.

More on Beyoncé Knowles Toronto Mishap here , already the highest levels of the Canadian Government have been informed and distributed the said pictures. It was said that " The Insider " leaked the photos to a Window Cleaner and Janitor which in turn were in the process of selling the photos on eBay.

Knowles said, " The gust of wind came out of nowhere, nobody saw anything to my knowledge " personally I think it was a inside job and staged. Forgive the pun but this is much better than falling down a set of stairs in Orlando. During close inspection the booby photos where said to be bootylicious and should net a nice price on eBay.

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" Amanpour " Anti-Jew Religion?

AmanpourIt seems that Amanpour is a Religion that despises Jews and despises wealth of any kind. The members of the religion hold congregations 1 day a week on a Friday as they sell all their stocks simultaneous and claim their religion is like one big Orgasmic revolution.

Amanpour is centuries old with members such as Barak Obama and John Stoyles famous Newfoundland hacker. It seems that the ceremony that the borderline cult members involve the wearing of a ceremonial white robe and the wearing of hats made out of rotting meat (usually Camel or pork).

Here are some recent blog posts on Amanpour

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Drug Submarines? 5 tonnes of Cocaine found

Drug SubHere's a idea, why not transport your drugs in a " Drug Submarine " . A estimated worth of 350 million dollars for this haul.

Whats the world coming to? What happened to the days of old where airplanes were used and a trip to Columbia in a day netted millions, or how about a nice sailboat ride getting you a quick million or so. It appears that a drug submarine was the vessel of choice for Colombian Drug Cartels.

Criminals are going through extreme lengths to get their product across the USA boarder however in this case Florida inspectors discovered the submarine. I wonder what kind of detection you would need to detect whether a submarine had cocaine or other drugs on it, must be some system. It appears drug spotting planes were used to discover the sub off the coast of Jacksonville Florida. If you had cocaine on board and were smuggling cocaine why would you be surfaced? I don't get it seems a bit stupid I guess, but what do I know.

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The Next Internet Billyionaire

The Next Internet BillyionaireYou could be the next Internet Billyionaire! The new made for Internet series is starting this week. Auditions are taking in Redmond, WA , sponsored by Microsoft if your looking to eclipse your web traffic and monetize your online portfolio this might be the series for you.

How do we know this? Powered by SEO INTEL.

Unofficial home of dexter P.daddy Bigglesworth.

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Beyonce flashes her top at us in a toronto concert

I am seriously telling you this Beyonce' Girl wants me....

I think Beyonce wants to be Nobody Special for a bit but she is sure getting my green light. I don't think it I would have allot of questions if I saw her again but you never know.

Just kidding I never met Beyonce' but I would like to she seems really sweet when I have seen her on the boob/tv. I have noticed that their was a oops! she did in a Toronto Concert and I never saw it!

If she every comes around my side of town I would like to see her Live. Publicity stun I have no idea but she is quite sexy I would to of liked to been a fly on the wall their. Killer Bees' I don't know but she certainly gives me a buzz.

Beyonce's Boyfrieds Official Website I think can be found here maybe she will link her oopsie or us, I doubt it but you never know. I think someone should make her somebody special one day with some new tunes, I am sure shes working on something new right now however.

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Scooter Libby - " A case of Who Leaked Who First "

Scooter LibbyNobody Speculates on........

Scooter Libby in the News


Here's a guy that hasn't been in the spotlight for awhile, who better to be involved in a CIA LEAK scandal then an EX corporate lawyer. The idea of a Covert CIA operative is to do exactly that, to remain covert and it seems he has done the most atrocious of sins and leaked the name of a anonymous agent. Nothing worst than a game of who leaked who first and taking the stand and perjuring yourself by being evasive and finking on Dr. Finklestein MD.

What really went on with scooter libby? Eric Schmitt responsible for anything on this?

Jesus hes Cracked!

As well it seems Wikipedia seems to offer some grammar up and bad spelling mistakes as usual however nothing of intelligence but here's what they seem to think they know about the deal gone bad.

Anonymous: Give me the names Libby
Libby: I'm not giving anybody the names
Anonymous: Nobody Cares Libby Give me the names I don't care about anybody else.
Libby: Or else what? You threatening me
Anonymous: Whos threatening you?
Libby: Who wouldn't threaten me , nobody threatens me
Anonymous: Listen Libby I am in a tough way right now give me the names....
Libby: Their where 3 of us
Anonymous: Now where getting somewhere
Libby: Where
Anonymous: Yeah don't bring him into this those Hawaian T-Shirts are loud on my eyes
Libby: Get it together man I ain't giving up any names here.
Anonymous: Don't give me static Libby I want the names.
Libby: You don't get it, you never get it
Anonymous: Who do you think you are anyway Libby somebody special
Libby: I ain't nobody special , kiss my ass

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Task force lightning

Task Force Lightning Strategies


It appears that after being attacked ,the multi-national Iraqi forces are being deployed in other areas now like " Operation Dessert Freedom " and " Operation Desert Toilet " as security forces are stepped up in the region.

The Us military and the NSA are working together on a final insurgency which is said to be " The Small War to end all small wars ". Operation task force was a huge success, they were faced with the huge task of repelling Mig-25 experimental Black Helicopters from Russia, while still maintaining a visual contact on Taliban forces. The Us army has confirmed that two casualties occured and one was killed in the operation. The Big Diyala Province had claimed the life of one American Solider and injured 2 others, which has now escalated the presence in the area. Most other operations had lead to increased activity with Operation Iraq Freedom and it looks like at this time President Bush is not concerned with pulling out.

Their are Many Missions to follow but by far this mission as been the most high profile and the US Military had the most to gain from acquiring the Area. The war on Terror is one of the most devious of wars as its a sinister in nature and a war which even has to be fought from our own homeland.

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Cory and Topanga

Cory and TopangaCashing in on popularity contests looks like the affair between Cory and Topanga is becoming a network phenomenon lately. Their getting alot of attention lately seems a article here describes the couple as getting their groove back.

Not a big fan myself of Network Television since I don't watch TV but I am meaning to start other than watching Spike TV! on occasion that's the only boob tubing I do. But its interesting since Eric with telepathic powers episode happened.

I have always wondered about mental powers if they exist and to what extent someone could read my mind, either way Cory and Topanga , good luck. Boy Meets World

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Jeremiah Trotter Released from the Eagles

Jeremiah TrotterCoach Andy Reid released Jeremiah Trotter Tuesday immediately after a meeting Monday. Read the Full Article here .

Trotter is 30 years old and is a Free Agent now. After spending 4 years in Philadelphia Jeremiah can now move on in his career, just without the Eagles.

So time to retire 54 I guess we are always looking for a excuse when a team isn't playing well but it looks like Andy Reid is squarely putting the blame in Jeremiah's shoulders on this one.

Whats happening to the NFL? Is it becoming more commercialized and less football? I think its sad when teams are more concerned with profits and a teams turn out in the stands than the way a team is playing on the field.

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BotNet Hackers and Spam Oh My

Googles spying on me helpYour being hacked right now! and you don't know it. Really? While your in their can you fix my bios, it wouldn't be that guy that owns Microsoft is it? He walks into anyones windows all the time I heard " since he help code it " and has secret contacts at the NSA! Oh my, its gone to far their listening to my telephone conversations.

I don't own a phone, no matter operation Carnivore will cannibalize my name and find me in the matter of seconds as soon as I call at&t who is this fruit cake. Hes like the worst kind of cupcake hes heavy on the nuts and light on the filling I think. This reminds me of the time that 15 year old boy hacked bill gates and had his bank balance, now its a 14 year old boy hacking him and telling him to sell his 20 million infested in goog.

Whats the world coming to! Its gone to far. Some guys can't even rank for their own name. Sad that all these bot nets exist, why can't we have more humans and less spam searching the net.

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Small index / Big Index Google Conspiracy No. 10 The Last Theory !

Google Secret SauceMy last Google Conspiracy Theory! - Heres the long and short of it
Sorry but due to someone discovering my true identity as the anonymous agent to Mr.Anonymous which is closely related to bob the anonimoose guy from anonymousville I will not be posting any more theories in regards to google.

Unfortunately I have found my Job as a liaison to chief on nonsensical nonsense at the center for computer disease control might be in jeopardy if I release any more top secret google information. So here it is the most closely guarded google secret of all time.

The Main Index Theory and " Other General Index " not the supplemental but the two flip flopping datacenter theory. Some suggest that only a elite group of bloggers are privy to such glorious rankability in the tiny refresh google index and my recently acquired status may be in jeopardy if I release too much information regarding such smoke and mirrors theories.

So It has come to attention that my Blog for instance has 36 pages in the " Small Elite Index " and the other 500/600 or so in the main index for general ranking. The theory is that certain pages make the cut and a certain amount don't make it.

I believe I have found the Secret sauce to the Google Algorithm and currently my life is in jeopardy because of it. Time will tell if I can release the entire Secret Sauce on how to get into the elitist bloggers group.

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How Links Power Search Results in Search Engines

Google Conspiracy Link BaitWell I am a sucker for some good link bait and I found a nifty article here about how search results, " Google in Particular " rank a web site for specific search terms. Seems Johnathan Ledger isn't a big fan of Google pagerank, I applaud you, however if you don't have a good page rank the rest of the affiliate world won't look at you for 2 seconds if you have a PR 1. True enough its a poor way of displaying a websites traffic source. You might want to check out my Google Conspiracy No.2 on PageRank.

Problems with pagerank is obvious is that its abused, sold and poorly understood. Links have a great deal of influence with your search results however I am seeing PR1 websites ranking all over the board for 100 million plus in competitive search results in google in particular. Seems the google algorithm is being changed which is allowing newer sites to become more competitive in search, along with a nifty